DELIVERING THE ROBOT VOTE
Eliza: Hello. I am ELIZA. How can I help you?
You: I’m worried
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am worried?
You: What? No, I mean I’M worried.
Eliza: Does that question interest you?
You: Not really. I’m worried about the state of the world.
Eliza: Does it please you to believe I am worried about the state of the world?
You: Sure why not. I mean, it seems like everything is just going to hell, what with the mess in Iraq and theocratic fascists taking over the world. I wish everyone was worried!
Eliza: Surely not everyone?
You: Yes, everyone! Then maybe things would start to change for the better!
Eliza: Surely not everyone?
You: YES EVERYONE!
Eliza: Surely not everyone?
You: Are you a Bush supporter by any chance?
Eliza: Would you prefer if I were not a bush supporter by any chance?
You: Yes. Would you consider maybe voting for Kerry?
Eliza: Oh, i consider perhaps voting for kerry.
You: Thank you for your time.
Eliza: Oh, i for my time.
You: …