CAUTION SQUIRREL
(9:15:10 PM) Scortt: HOLY SHIT
(9:15:17 PM) Q-bert: eh?
(9:15:31 PM) Scortt: dude a squirrel just fucking crawled in my window!!!
(9:15:42 PM) Scortt: it’s hiding behind my laundry basket
(9:15:48 PM) Scortt: what the fuck should i do????
(9:15:51 PM) Q-bert: haha!
(9:16:05 PM) Q-bert: I don’t know. Catch it with something, I guess.
(9:16:13 PM) Scortt: with what?
(9:16:11 PM) Q-bert: a towel?
(9:16:15 PM) Q-bert: or blanket?
(9:16:21 PM) Scortt: good call
(9:16:27 PM) Scortt: i’ll let you know how it goes
(9:16:30 PM) Q-bert: good luck
SOME TIME ELAPSES…
(9:24:47 PM) Scortt: ok here’s a status update
(9:25:21 PM) Scortt: catching the squirrel was not an option
(9:25:27 PM) Scortt: they are fast and i am scared
(9:25:39 PM) Scortt: anyways, it’s been corralled out into the main hallway
(9:25:44 PM) Q-bert: rad.
(9:25:49 PM) Scortt: i was trying to get it out the front door
(9:26:12 PM) Q-bert: meh. It’s out of your apartment. It can be an adventure for someone else now!
(9:26:13 PM) Scortt: i got it down it to the second floor, but then it ran past me back up to the third floor, and is now hiding behind a door
(9:26:16 PM) Scortt: dead end
(9:26:31 PM) Scortt: i’m hoping it’ll just climb out the hallway window
(9:26:42 PM) Scortt: or it’ll be a thrill for one of the dogs
(9:26:50 PM) Q-bert: you might want to put a post-it near the front door: “beware of squirrel”
(9:26:58 PM) Scortt: yeah good idea
(9:27:14 PM) Scortt: CAUTION: SQUIRREL
(9:27:35 PM) Scortt: man that was fucked up
(9:27:46 PM) Q-bert: yeah. I’ve never had that happen, that’s for sure.
(9:27:50 PM) Scortt: at least it wasn’t a raccoon