Comments on: A Fruitless Weekend

By: scott

scott — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 22:30:51 +0000

I thought my ad was pretty casual. I didn’t ask for a pic or specify “must be hot” or “must do anal” or anything.

Thanks for the advice though, I’ll give the “strictly platonic” gambit a try next time.

By: Corinne

Corinne — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 20:48:01 +0000

As a woman, the least desperate sounding ads are ones that offer up an extra ticket and let them know that if they’re not interested at coffee before hand, they’re free to enjoy the show solo. Also, I know a lot of scum use the “strictly platonic”, but put M4W with lots of sexual caveats (like send pic first and you have to be hot). I would suggest starting off with the friend thing, but don’t make it m4w, but m4mw to make it look far less deceptive (even though it is because you’ll never give your precious ticket up to some dude!).

Anyway, I think it’s hard to lower your standards if no one has responded to your post (what’s lower than zero women? A: Inviting men to encourage women!).

By: miss e

miss e — Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:23:31 +0000

I must say that your shortcomings are my bounty. Let me explain: Since you could not find a date for the Caliphone show you brought me, your pathetic back-up date. And low and behold I met a cute guy at the afore mentioned show and had a coffee date with him this afternoon. Let me say we got along swimmingly and plan to have many dates in the near future. Thank you, Scott, for being miserable and alone.

love,
e

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 18:23:18 +0000

Considered lowering your standards?

By: scott

scott — Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:59:49 +0000

i have no need for your transparent transexuals, with or w/o whipped cream.

thanks though!

By: t

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 16:34:35 +0000

i think all the females were at the science world.

i have an invisible friend you can have. it’s a hermaphrodite.

like fred the beach snail.

how about asking for whipped cream on your coffees?