Archive for October, 2007

You Can’t Make An Omlette Without Kicking Some People In The Balls and Bashing Their Head Against The Toilet

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

That’s what Stalin said, anyway. I’m paraphrasing of course.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but you catch the most flies with a whole bunch of dead people all piled up on top of one another. Henry Kissinger came out with that bon mot while putting pepper on his baby-seal steak, during a strategy session with Dick Cheney, who smirked and thought it was quite clever indeed.