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You Can’t Make An Omlette Without Kicking Some People In The Balls and Bashing Their Head Against The Toilet

That’s what Stalin said, anyway. I’m paraphrasing of course.

You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but you catch the most flies with a whole bunch of dead people all piled up on top of one another. Henry Kissinger came out with that bon mot while putting pepper on his baby-seal steak, during a strategy session with Dick Cheney, who smirked and thought it was quite clever indeed.

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4 Responses to “You Can’t Make An Omlette Without Kicking Some People In The Balls and Bashing Their Head Against The Toilet”

  1. Chris Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 10:34 am

    I love it! The lighter side of mass graves.

  2. Chris Says:
    November 2nd, 2007 at 10:36 am

    “Chris Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.”

    Okay… now I’m confused. I never said that? Is that then libel?

  3. tara Says:
    November 26th, 2007 at 5:02 pm

    does this refer to something that really happened?

  4. scott Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 9:22 pm

    i don’t know :(

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